18 April 2013

Careers for People who hate Mathematics


Talk of Math
sin(θ) = Opposite / Hypotenuse,
cos(θ) = Adjacent / Hypotenuse,
tan(θ) = Opposite / Adjacent

Also try this out:

Question: Athletes A, B and C start running at the same time and from the same point around a circular track of 70m radius. A and B run clockwise and C counter clockwise. If A meets C every 88 seconds and B meets C every 110 seconds, then after how much seconds does A meets B?

By now, you should know if you belong to the numerical world of Math, or you belong somewhere else. Like any other Math hater, when I was in Junior school, I already knew I was not into additions and subtractions. The good thing, I performed well in all other areas of study. This went on until now and I can tell I still hate Math. The last time I tried Math was when I did an online aptitude test, you know how it ended. Well, here are a few careers you might be interested in if you share my traits.

1.    Police Officer
 
You should consider a career in law enforcement if you want to help protect your community to avoid the sins and cosigns world.
Police officers usually spend their time patrolling assigned areas, conducting traffic stops, and enforcing the law. While an officer may need to do a few calculations or even non on duty, he doesn’t need much knowledge in Math while performing his duties.
Want to fight crime, not number sets? To pursue a career as a police officer, you must first graduate from Police Training. You also need to be physically fit in order to work under hardship conditions and odd hours; you all know how police recruitment is done here in Kenya. Many agencies like CID or the affiliate NIS may also require a college degree or some college coursework. Check out the Police Website for details of joining.

2.    Lawyer
 
Law is a service profession. The only time lawyers really need to do some calculations is when they get paid for their cases. Yes, very interesting. Talk of high flying Kenyan lawyers, Abdelnassir, Kethi Kilonzo, Oraro, Ngatia, Wako, Katwa to name a few. This is where you belong; however, it doesn’t come just like that. Brace yourself for a Four year University course in Law, followed by another year at the Kenya School of Law (KSL) before you smell the bar. It is also a very intensive course with lots to read and learn. You need to have a passion because you may have to make many visits to Maximum security prisons to visit your clients if you are in criminal law.

3.    Preacher
 
Yes, It’s the best job you can have, and if you become very good, you meet lots of people from all walks of life. All you need to do is study the bible or other religious books and have a divine calling from above. The only time you get involved in calculations is when you give advice on use of church income. There is no education requirement for this position, however, some churches may insist on theological studies before you are ordained as a preacher.

4.    Entertainer
 
This is one of the most lucrative professions in Kenya and the world. Talk of Beyonce’s  $ 50 million endorsement by Pepsi and now appears on Pepsi Cans. These guys get paid for shows, appearing on adverts and billboards to mention a few. Talking of our own Kenyans, Eric Omondi, Churchill, Mbusi, Ruftone, Emmy Kosgei etc.

Besides, entertainers are born. It’s a God given talent; you don’t train to be one.

5.    Athlete
 
People are now taking sports very seriously. You could get endorsed by a blue chip company and earn millions of shillings just to show up for events, not to mention winning them.

But you need to go slow on this, especially when you are a Kenyan, a country where almost everyone can run really fast. Just pull up your socks cousin, you can do it too.

By now, Kenyans realize that you really don’t need to work in an office or be a Math professor to earn a good leaving. The money is out there on the streets.